I See a Voice: Never Wear Your Best Trousers

A weekly series that explores a featured theme by pairing classic quotations with urgent images. What recent news items inspired these textual/visual sets? Leave your guesses in the comments, and check back next Wednesday for the answers.

“You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.”

—Henrik Ibsen

“A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down.”

—Edna St. Vincent Millay

“I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.”

—Whitney Houston

“Sex stops when you pull up your pants,

Love never lets you go.”

—Kingsley Amis

“I grow old...I grow old...

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”
—T.S. Eliot
 

See the connections? Write your guesses in the comments — and feel free to leave your own "pants" quotes — and check in next Wednesday to find the headlines that inspired these pairings.


Images: ABC News, India Times, MTV.com, yourtango.com, New York Times

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I See a Voice: Hell is Other People

A weekly series that explores a featured theme by pairing classic quotations with urgent images. What recent news items inspired these textual/visual sets? Leave your guesses in the comments, and check back next Wednesday for the answers.

“Hell is other people.”

—Jean-Paul Sartre

“Unexemplary words and unfounded doctrines are avoided by the noble person. Why use them?”

—Dong Zhongshu

“The mythology of Einstein shows him as a genius so lacking in magic that one speaks about his thought as of a function analogous to the mechanical making of sausages.”

—Roland Barthes

“Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it.”

—Samuel Johnson

“Man has great power of speech, but the greater part thereof is empty and deceitful. The animals have little, but that little is useful and true; and better is a small and certain thing than a great falsehood.”

—Leonardo da Vinci

See the connections? Write your guesses in the comments — and feel free to leave your own "uncomebackable" quotes — and check in next Wednesday to find the headlines that inspired these pairings.

Images: faniq.com, NYTimes, sfgate.com, NYTimes, pnas.org

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I See a Voice: The Simplicity of Your Character

A weekly series that explores a featured theme by pairing classic quotations with urgent images. What recent news items inspired these textual/visual sets? Leave your guesses in the comments, and check back next Wednesday for the answers.

“Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together”

—Anaïs Nin

VLADIMIR:

Moron!
ESTRAGON:
Vermin!
VLADIMIR:
Abortion!
ESTRAGON:
Morpion!
VLADIMIR:
Sewer-rat!
ESTRAGON:
Curate!
VLADIMIR:
Cretin!
ESTRAGON:
(with finality). Crritic!

—Samuel Beckett (Waiting for Godot)

“The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me.”

—Oscar Wilde (The Importnace of Being Earnest)

“Writers have no real area of expertise. They are merely generalists with a highly inflamed sense of punctuation.”

—Lorrie Moore

“Strange how potent cheap music is.”
—Noël Coward

Do you see the connections? Write your guesses in the comments — and feel free to leave your own "uncomebackable" quotes — and check in next Wednesday to find the headlines that inspired these pairings.

Images: InTouch Weekly, The Daily Beast, Slate, Facebook, Gawker

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I See a Voice: A Surrogate Mule

A weekly series that explores a featured theme by pairing classic quotations with urgent images. What recent news items inspired these textual/visual sets? Leave your guesses in the comments, and check back next Wednesday for the answers.

“Aesthetic pleasure in the beautiful consists, to a large extent, in the fact that, when we enter the state of pure contemplation, we are raised for the moment above all willing, above all desires and cares; we are, so to speak, rid of ourselves.”

—Arthur Schopenhauer

“Shame is a soul eating emotion.”

—Carl Jung

“Don’t think of yourself as a surrogate mule, think of yourself as an entrepreneur of the physical.”

―George Saunders (from CivilWarLand in Bad Decline)

“Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.”

—Ludwig Wittgenstein

"There are still subjects that are in the Realm of Pain Beyond Uncomebackability."

—Bill Peters (from Maverick Jetpants in the City of Quality)

Do you see the connections? Write your guesses in the comments — and feel free to leave your own "uncomebackable" quotes — and check in next Wednesday to find the headlines that inspired these pairings.

Images: TimeOut New York, Newser, NYTimes, ABC News, Slate

Answers to last week's installment:

  1. "Hank Williams Jr. lashes out at Obama: ‘We’ve got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys’" (Yahoo News)
  2. "Iran: If Israel Attacks, We'll Retaliate ... Against US" (Newser)
  3. "I HAD A FACE TATTOO FOR A WEEK" (Vice)
  4. "Crime Writer RJ Ellory Caught Faking Amazon Reviews" ABC News)
  5. "Clint Eastwood's GOP Speech: President Obama, Celebs React to Star's Chair-Talking Ad-Libbing" (eonline)
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I See a Voice: Vengeance is Mine

A weekly series that explores a featured theme by pairing classic quotations with urgent images. What recent news items inspired these textual/visual sets? Leave your guesses in the comments, and check back next Wednesday for the answers.

“Confronted by evil, comedy feels no need to punish or correct. It answers with corrosive laughter.”

-Martin Amis

“Vengeance is mine; I will repay.”

-Romans 12:19

“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”

-Salinger (from The Catcher in the Rye)

“That’s not writing, that’s typing.”

-Truman Capote

“Immediately, I’m scanning for anything that might be not just Murman-level Uncomebackable, but Pharaoh Uncomebackable, something so Pharaoh Uncomebackable that Necro will never leave his house again.”

-Bill Peters (from Maverick Jetpants in the City of Quality)

Do you see the connections? Write your guesses in the comments — and feel free to leave your own "uncomebackable" quotes — and check in next Wednesday to find the headlines that inspired these pairings.

Images: news.yahoo.com Newser, vice.com, abcnews.go.com, eonline

Answers to last week's installment:

  1. "11 Best Remixes of the Botched Ecce Homo Painting" (jest.com)
  2. "Man Who Shipped Himself in a Box to His Girlfriend Nearly Suffocates After Getting Lost in the Mail" (Gawker)
  3. "6 Memorable Letters from Neil Armstrong" (mental_floss)
  4. "A Pop Queen Flaunts Her Toned Maturity" (NYTimes)
  5. "Facebook New Campus | Frank Gehry" (arch20)
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I See A Voice: The Sculptor of Your Own Brain

A weekly series that explores a featured theme by pairing classic quotations with urgent images. What recent news items inspired these textual/visual sets? Leave your guesses in the comments, and check back next Wednesday for the answers.

“It is only too true that a lot of artists are mentally ill — it’s a life which, to put it mildly, makes one an outsider.”

—Vincent van Gogh

“To be an obsessional means to find oneself caught in a mechanism, in a trap increasingly demanding and endless."

—Lacan

“That is why delirium and dazzlement are in a relation which constitutes the essence of madness, exactly as truth and light, in their fundamental relation, constitute classical reason.”

—Foucault

“In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her rill be run, unhemmed as it is uneven!”

—James Joyce

“Every man can, if he so desires, become the sculptor of his own brain.”
—Santiago Ramon y Cajal

Do you see the connections? Write your guesses in the comments, and check in next Wednesday to find the headlines that inspired these pairings.

Images: twitpic.com/amkkt2, Gawker, mental_floss, New York Times, arch2o.com

Answers to last week's installment:

  1. "What Will the Fashion World Do With Kim Kardashian?"
  2. "The Case of the Stolen Blanks"
  3. "Autism: Banking on new brain donors"
  4. "Star is caught devouring planet"
  5. "Russian Orthodox clerics forgive punk band for anti-Putin rant, call for mercy"
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I See a Voice: I Want to Be Plastic

A weekly series that explores a featured theme by pairing classic quotations with urgent images. What recent news items inspired these textual/visual sets? Leave your guesses in the comments, and check back next Wednesday for the answers.

“I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.”

-Andy Warhol

“Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We’re all nerds, on one subject or another.”

-Jonathan Lethem

“The brain is the organ of destiny. It holds within its humming mechanism secrets that will determine the future of the human race.”

-Wilder Penfield

“The virtue of maps, they show what can be done with limited space, they foresee that everything can happen therein.”

-Jose Saramago

“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free.”
-Nikos Kazantzakis

Images: New York Magazine, Slate, BBC.com, BBC News, CBS News

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Lionel Asbo & the "Panic and Rapture" of Martin Amis
August 20, 2012

Desmond Pepperdine has a secret — one that’s revealed on the first page of Martin Amis’s new novel, Lionel Asbo. The secret itself is pretty unthinkable, but it precipitates a crime so unthinkable that, once it’s happened, Desmond can’t think about it. All of which got me thinking about the secrets that run riot though Amis's whole oeuvre. Here's my Top 5.

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