If you're too lasy for even Wikipedia or Spark Notes, here's a big ol' list of spoilers to save you some time.

But before you start spouting off those endings, maybe you should check out the copyright laws behind the books first.

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And who knows? Your work could end up winning you the Kyoto Prize, and you won't know what to do with all that prize money.